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10 of the BEST Quotes for Kayakers. Funny Kayaking Sayings.
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Updated: April 2024
If you are a kayaking enthusiast, you are guaranteed to feel each of these kayaking quotes and sayings to the core! There are some thoughts and feelings shared universally by all kayakers. Here are a few of them (in fun quotes and sayings) to make any kayaker’s day…
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Kayaking Quotes + Sayings -1
If you’ve ever drifted away into the land of planning your next kayaking adventure when someone is telling you a story…
I might look like I’m listening to you, but in my head, I’m kayaking.
Kayaking Quotes + Sayings -2
True Story… kayaking is a post-apocalyptic skill we should all have.
Learn to kayak, because zombies can’t swim.
Kayaking Quotes + Sayings -3
Guilty! The mundane parts of life can wait because I gotta go kayaking!
Procrastikayaking. The action of delaying or postponing something so you can go kayaking.
Kayaking Quotes + Sayings -4
I’ve never met a stressed-out person kayaking on the river…
Stress is caused by not enough kayaking.
Kayaking Quotes + Sayings -5
Sadly enough…
Born to kayak, forced to work.
Kayaking Quotes + Sayings -6
Worrying less is a good skill for any of us to have. Kayaking can help you get there…
Worry less. Kayak more.
Floating the Buffalo River
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Kayaking Quotes + Sayings -7
It doesn’t even matter what the question is, the answer is always the same.
Answer: Kayaking. Question: It doesn’t matter.
Kayaking Quotes + Sayings -8
In this case, money can buy happiness, peace, and amazing experiences…
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy a kayak and that’s kind of the same thing.
Float the Illinois in Arkansas
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Float the Illinois in Oklahoma
Kayaking Quotes + Sayings -9
Just saying… You never feel bad after a day of kayaking. You always finish a trip with a calm, refreshed mind.
I don’t need therapy. I need kayaking.
Kayaking Quotes + Sayings -10
I will not risk it.
A day without kayaking probably won’t kill you, but why risk it?
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Great quotes! I love kayaking so they’re all inspiring!
Ok these are hilarious 🤣 Who knew there were so many funny kayaking quotes.
And they are all so spot on for me!
Great quotes! So hilarious!
How fun are these kayaking quotes! I love, “Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy a kayak and that’s kind of the same thing.”
That’s also my favorite right now!
Love these different quotes. Kayaking is so much fun.
This one makes me want to learn kayaking…”Learn to kayak, because zombies can’t swim”….lol
I still have kayaking on my list. It’s a bit hard to do for us, though. We are out camping a lot, but we always have a dog with us. We’d need someone to take care of him while doing so…or we teach him how to do it too XD
We tried kayaking with our bernedoodle only once.
She didn’t do too bad, but it was a little nerve racking always worrying about her. Which defeated the point of a relaxing float on the lake. But I suppose things would be less tense as the dogs became accustomed to kayaking. Let me know if you end up taking your dog out on the kayak!
My favorite is “learn to kayak because zombies cant swim!” And as we know from a famous zombie movie, cardio is also very important lol.